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| mc |
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Some nice ones in there. 
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I take tablets for my Torrets - I swear by them! 
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| nerohero |
| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:31 pm |
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"I don't masturbate, I have sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen
"He's a man who speaks his mind; which makes conversation rather limited"
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Some of my favourite quotes are by Churchill but you need to know the story as well.
Upon leaving hotel after a meal a rather drunk Winston Churchill was somewhat stumbling through the hotel foyer when one of the Ladies present exclaimed,
"why Mr Churchill, you are intoxicated!"
"Yesh" replied Churchill
"and you my lady are fat but in the morning I shall be sober"
Another one was when Churchill was attending one of The Queens garden parties. He approached a table and remarked it was such a hot day that even the ladies were sweating. One of the ladies looked sternly at him and said,
"My dear Mr Churchill ladies do NOT sweat... PIGS sweat, men perspire and ladies glisten"
Churchill replied, "Then my lady, you are glistening like a pig" |
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| sharkfin |
| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Another great Churchill quote is this:
The MP Bessie Braddock frequently clashed with Winston Churchill in the house of commons.
On one occassion she lost her temper and declared...."Mr Churchill!...If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee..."
"Madam..." Churchill replied, "If I were your husband...I would drink it!" |
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| nerohero |
| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:50 pm |
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| Hahaha, I knew there was another Churchill one but couldn't remember it. Thank you |
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| StefanS |
| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:37 am |
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Dooh!!!
Homer J. Simpson
Girls,you can't live with them...thats all.
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| frenetic |
| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:12 pm |
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A couple from the marvellous DCI Gene Hunt from the BBC tv shows Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes..
"I think she's as fake than a Tranny's Fanny!"
"She's more nervous than a very small Nun at a Penguin Shoot!"
"Drugs, eh? Whats the point? They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke!" |
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| Ancilla Tilia |
| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:02 am |
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"A person who trusts no one can't be trusted"
..True..? And..
"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
Jerry Seinfeld
... True!...  |
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| frenetic |
| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:12 am |
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lol.
"I swear you will ruin this day! WELL GO ON, RUIN!!!"
Stewie Griffin |
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| Ancilla Tilia |
| Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:00 pm |
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"Begin every day as if it were on purpose"
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| frenetic |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:29 am |
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"Thats about as effective as trying to teach a blind man to read!"
One of my own lol |
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| HeadBangr |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:53 pm |
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I got some to share...
The survival value of human intelligence has never been satisfactorily demonstrated.
-Jeremy Stone
In the real world
as in dreams,
nothing is quite
what it seems
- The Book of Counted Sorrows
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory does not understand it
- Niels Bohr, 1927
Nobody understand quantum theory
-Richard Feynman, 1967
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people
-Mr Garrison from Southpark
Stan: The note says to meet her at Stark's Pond after school.
Kyle: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip a little tongue.
Kenny: [mumbles] Or slide a finger up her pussy.
Kyle: I didn't know she had a cat.
-South Park, "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"
Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
-Fry from Futurama
DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
-Stewie from Family guy
I'm just as attractive as a black hole, only more colourful
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| frenetic |
| Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:40 pm |
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"Well I would love to stay and chat but I think you're a total bitch!"
Another of Stewie's lol |
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| HeadBangr |
| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:49 am |
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frenetic wrote: "Thats about as effective as trying to teach a blind man to read!"
One of my own lol
Never heard of braille Frenetic? |
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| frenetic |
| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:22 pm |
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HeadBangr wrote: Never heard of braille Frenetic?
Technically thats "feeling" not reading lol |
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| Ancilla Tilia |
| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:53 pm |
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It's "reading" braille, isn't it?
"It is better to keep silent and be thought an imbecile than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. " - Samuel L. Clemens |
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